OK...well here I am again. Plain ol' Me..sitting behind this dim lit computer screen that I think at this point has given me burning-red eyeballs and a migrane [note to self:get new computer..quick].
People think I'm silly because I carry around a little black notebook and pen in my bag..everywhere I go. If I get inspired-I write. If something makes me mad-I write. If someone tells a joke-I laugh..then write:)
I love humor. Laughter -- laughter -- laughter...It's by far 1 of the greatest things in life. One thing you should always remember is to laugh.. so remember that while reading what I feel are my "15 things to remember"
1-You should not confuse your career with your life.
2-No matter what happens,somebody will find a wayto take it too serious.
3-When trouble arisesand things look bad,there is always one individualwho perceives a solutionand is willing to take command.Very often that person is crazy.
4-Nobody cares if you dance well.Just get up and dance.
5-Never, ever, everlick a steak knife.
6-Take out the fortunebefore you eat the cookie.
7-One of the most powerfulforces in the universe is gossip.
8-You will never find anyonewho can give you a clearand compelling reason whywe observe daylight savings time.
9-There comes a timewhen you should stopexpecting other peopleto make a big dealout of your birthday.That time is age eleven.
10-The one thing that unitesall human beings,regardless of age, gender, religion,economic status or ethnic background,is that, deep down inside,we ALL believe we areabove average drivers.
11-The main accomplishmentof almost all organized protestsis to annoy the peoplewho are not in them.
12-A person who is nice to youbut rude to a waiteris not a nice person.
13-Never, under any circumstances,take a sleeping pill and a laxativeat the same time.
14-There is a fine line between"HOBBY" and "MENTAL ILLNESS".
15-If you want something to happen,Start a rumor.
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